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Once, a wise man, who will automatically be Chinese if you ask a Chinese person, but who I’m going to say was Japanese just to annoy my Chinese colleagues, laid forth these words of wisdom “All good things must come to an end”, and today marks one of these endings. Please welcome the final installment ‘101 things not to say in China’. Do you like Pandas? (Inspired by dalong) • Yes, in fact I have a little one in my backpack right now • Yes, just so long as they aren’t in the Beijing animal gulag …. Er zoo • At $50 a gall-bladder, I can do without. • No, but I’ve heard that they taste like civet. • Hold my net, I’m here to grab one for Tokyo zoo • 熊猫火锅 anybody? Correct Answer: Yes, they are cute/好可爱 Do you like/know Yao Ming? (inspired by Green Apron Monkey) • Yao, Who? • 要’Ming’? 我没有’Ming’ • Only if they don’t put MSG in it • The Japanese basketball Dude? • The Guy from the Nike Adverts? • Did you know that Yao Ming is really only four foot eight? They use CGI to make him look taller. • Basketball’s for poofs Correct Answer: Yao Ming, Yao Ming, YAO MING, Go Rockets Go Do you like spicy food? • About as much I really enjoy the sensation of burning diorea • Sichuan curry, strong in the dark side is it, avoid it you must • Chinese chillies make my bottom burn • Pah, I’m a Scouser (don’t ask), I scoff at your mildly spicy dishes • Sure, make mine a vindaloo • In Texas, we have REAL spicy food • Spy Log: Day 51. I’ve made contact Zhang the butcher, he has offered me a highly dangerous biological agent Correct Answer: NO When will you go back to your own country? • When the statute of limitations expires • When our idiot leaders are thrown out • When my mother stops nagging me to get married • This IS my own country/这是我的家国 • I come from Vancouver/Yokohama//Soho, there are more Chinese there than there are here • It lost its charms pretty soon after … started to occupy it • I claim this land in the name of the King/Queen/President/Emperor Correct Answer: Why would I ever want to leave China? Hello • Hello • Would you like to practice your English with me? • 你说英语,是巴? • GO DIE • 蠢子,你有问题 • くたばれ Correct Answer: SILENCE What do you think about 神舟五号 (Shenzhuo V)? • It would make a nice paperweight • I'd like to be the man getting all of the bribes from its construction • Strap a nuke on the top and you’ve got one more WMD than Iraq had • We have one, but its bigger • We had one, but it’s now owned by Microsoft • 神舟? That’s like a Chinese version of the 神風, right? • Typical, the %^&$ Chinese can put a man in orbit and bring him back without a scratch, but I still can’t get my Chosun daily delivered without half of the Asia articles being cut out • And only 50 years after the Russians, I bet you’re proud. • Space travel is a conspiracy, just like the Kennedy assassination and low calorie soda |
Splendid, but I want the Correct Answer for the Shenzhou question.
Maybe it is time for you to get out of China. You know, we have way too
many western trash piled up in our nation.
Who are you calling western trash, I'm not some rich white American come
trapsing around China on dady's credit card. Maybe you should get out of
China, you might learn something.
I've seen the western trash, it's being sold to Chinese tourists along
Nanjing road and its powering the Chinese economy.
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I'm sorry for the rant, but this is one of my pet hates, I've seen my own
country overun with 'western trash' and our culture becoming bogged down
with images from the US and Europe that contradict our own cultures and
traditions and interfereing foreigners try to convince us that they are the
norm and that we should change to accomedate them.
ACB, How do you teach people to think for themselves rather than get sucked
into trends, propaganda, and commercialized life?
teach them critical thinking and trust they'll figure it out for
themselves.
Where is freedom of speech. "racist remarks" are banned?
ACB, Perhaps it isn't western trash that is intriguing to Chinese but
perhaps the idea of choice.
Maybe, but they seem to chose the trash more times than is healthy.
Yes, that fat laden fast food is not too healthy. A little off topic, but
I figured out a practical application for the chinese construction
techniques. The east side of the U.S. has a hurricane alley and they need
to replace a lot of structures every couple of years so why bother to build
long lasting structures if they'will just be gone with the wind.
Yuanme
That still leaves me one step above you.
Ouch, a bit harsh on the westerners don't you think? I came across this
site as a result of research for one of my classes. I realize that I may
be opening Pandora’s Box, but what is wrong with the younger generation
educating themselves about American culture? In my eyes we have very
similar ideals, but it is the how that demonstrates the difference. The
westerners are made up of cultures from around the world and for the
majority of the population would not disrespect another culture
intentionally. Most Americans are of multi-culture, which allows an open
mind. I am not throwing politics into the mix for that is an agenda all
its own. I am merely speaking about the average American that just does
their best for their family. For those that pass judgment on others are
merely equal to their counterparts. In regards to the younger generation
of Chinese I feel it is more of interest of something new, and will pass as
they mature; for the Chinese have always been known for their strong sense
of culture and tradition. We do not wish to interfere with that.